- At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
- Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
- Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
- Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
- I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.
- There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
- Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up : they have no holidays
- Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
- "The most important part about Christmas is the first six letters."
- Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
Wish you happy holidas season with unforgetable christmas and new year.